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satan © himself
Instead of beer pong we play battle shots.
if kira’s dad can tell us how he met her mother in a minute then what the fuck has ted mosby been doing wrong?
Ellen gives Edgar the pizza guy at the Oscars a $1,000 tip (x)
She really did order pizza lmao
Wait can we point out that they tipped $2 and it was over $1000
When my mom threatens to get rid of the Wi-Fi
Elsa did it again.
god dammit elsa
fanfiction should be taken a lot more seriously as literature. True, some of it isn’t really excellent writing and some is just smut but let me tell you i have read some fics that are beautifully well done and turned my life upside down and legitimately gave me feelings for days and if that’s not real literature then what is
i heard a kid say “but DAAAAAD” and his dad said “DID YOU JUST CALL ME BUTT-DAD? YOURE GROUNDED” I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING FOR 3 YEARS
at this point i dont even feel like a real person i’m just 50% sarcasm and 50% tv shows
STILES, EAT A SNICKERS BAR MAN, YOU’RE NOT YOU WHEN YOU’RE HUNGRY
All these lovely ladies weigh 154lbs. We all carry weight differently, don’t live your life by an outdated chart. Find a number that looks and feels good.
TAKE A GOOD LOOK. WEIGHT COMES IN DIFFERENT SHAPES AND SIZES.
This is actually a really lovely artistic reference as well. Also HOLY SHIT NEW REBLOG SYSTEM??? dang.
Lupita Nyong’o talks about how strange the rumors about her are. Ellen can relate.